Yahoo Might Buy Tumblr, New York's Cutest Startup
All of the good stuff always happens when I’m home sick.
I hope they let me work on some of the many exciting projects at Yahoo! Who needs a high rank at a small company in New York? I want to move to California and get stuck in traffic every day on the way to my midlevel engineering job where I sit in a cubicle all day and can’t make any product decisions while working on something nobody will ever see to manage regional ad clickthrough stats tracking.
(update: Sorry, I meant this in a lighthearted, fun way of poking fun at big companies. I apologize if it sounds too serious or insulting. I’d edit all of my attempted fun out of this, but it has already been quoted everywhere like this, so I guess it wouldn’t do any good. Lesson learned: not everyone on the internet appreciates my attempts at humor. I would love to work for Yahoo or any other large corporation! Wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t anyone?)
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