Texas

I’ve never been here before, so here are my first impressions:

From the air, it’s very brown and full of farms. There were a lot of dirt roads.
Trucks. Lots of trucks.
Bad music.
A pizza place advertised “Got pizza? [phone number]” on its sign. Why would you call a pizza place if you already had pizza?
Everyone is fat and smokes.
Everything’s huge and spread out — even moreso than Ohio.

I’m sure you’ll hear more about it soon…